“ her voice makes me think of a girl who’s just been raped, sitting in a bathtub, washing herself compulsively ”
- on the Topic of A Certain Female Vocalist
“ gosh, shouldn’t l have known — by punishing you, l’d just end up punishing myself ”
- on the Topic of ‘Severed Emotional Ties’
“ l want it to feel so good, lll need to tell you to stop… for a second ”
- on the Topic of You Eating Me Out
“ guy: did you cum?
stupid girl: no… but it’s okay
”
- on the Topic of ‘No. No. It’s Really Not Okay’
“ Person One: didn’t your sensei teach you discipline?
Person Two: yes, but unfortunately, l’m a slave to my sexual desires
”
- on the Topic of Late Afternoon Conversation
“ sexual frustration ”
- on the Topic of ‘Why Can’t One-Night Stands Get Me Off Anymore?’
“ well what did you expect — that’s what happens when you’re dealing with a deviant ”
- on the Topic of Missing Fingers, Anal Sex Between Baboons, and Off-White Residue… Places
“ is it so bad that l’d rather get fucked up then see you? ”
- on the Topic of Indifference
“ l’m not sure why, l’ve never minded losing things ”
- on the Topic of Relationships
“ casual words of advice: don’t fuck a person over who has a set of your nudes ”
- on the Topic of Horrible, Horrible Mistakes